phone: 100% battery life
me: *blinks*
phone: 20% battery life

oknope:

"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
me: 
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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
Things I’ll teach my children (via aworldofexperiences)

(Source: infl4ted)



"It scares me sometimes, the emptiness I see in my eyes."
The Wonder Years (via unstable-skies)

(Source: hqlines)

thornwillowpress:

"Required Summer Reading" by Grant Snider
Source: Incidental Comics